Barry Artiste Op.Ed
Okay Fat Bottom Ladies “Break out the spandex bingo pants, and men whose revel in their middle age ass spread, you too can now go all European and whip out that Speedo! Rejoice the both of you in knowing you will live longer than your svelte detractors that you’ll live 12 years longer than the Soy Latte Kits crowd. So anyone who wishes to live longer, should sign up and work in government occupations, where it is common knowledge many who are in the civil service get that Civil Ass Spread. Will this weekend see a rush of people waddling to their favorite Pancake House for cakes, grits and jowls smothered in Canadian Maple Syrup? Perhaps, if they think it will get them that fine Booty ass and longevity to Boot!
WASHINGTON – People who have agonized over their fat thighs might be able to relax a bit — Danish doctors said on Thursday they found patients with the thinnest thighs died sooner than the more endowed.
Obesity, age, smoking and other factors did not reduce the effect, the researchers reported in the British Medical Journal.
“Our results suggest that there might be an increased risk of premature death related to thigh size,” Berit Heitmann of Copenhagen University Hospital and Peder Frederiksen of Glostrup University Hospital wrote.
Source: theprovince.com
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